queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

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The Winter Soldier: Arm Porn

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PUT IT ON THE LIST: A MIX FOR STEVE ROGERS  (1950-1959)
by sam wilson (and sometimes natasha)

listen | download
eras: 1950s | 1960s | 1970s | 1980s | 1990s | 2000-2010 | 2010 - current

tracklist
ain’t that a shame | fats domino
all blues | miles davis
duke of earl | gene chandler
fallin’ | connie francis
folsom prison blues | johnny cash
freight train | elizabeth cotton
i hear you knockin’ | smiley lewis
i only have eyes for you | the flamingos
i put a spell on you | screamin’ jay hawkins
in the still of the night | the five satins
in the week small hours of the morning | frank sinatra
johnny b. good | chuck berry
la bamba | ritchie valens
long tall sally | little richard
my baby just cares for me | nina simone
not fade away | buddy holly
rock around the clock | bill haley
rumble | link wray and his ray men
shout | the isley brothers
stay | maurice williams and the zodiacs
take five | dave brubeck quartet
that’s alright mama | elvis presley
the lion sleeps tonight
the wanderer | dion and the belmonts
unforgettable | nat king cole
what’d i say | ray charles
you send me | sam cooke

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imaginebucky:

imagine bucky and steve taking shots of like 100 proof vodka and trying to get DRUNK and steve is totally unaffected but after the 20th shot or something bucky is drunk as fuck and he looks at steve really seriously (while swaying slightly in his chair) and steve is kind of…

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alianovaromanoff:

am i the only one i know, waging wars behind my face and above my throat

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patrick12marleau:

Time goes on and Eliot’s not the hired killer, if you will. You start to see that he’s starting to give more and more of his heart to the team and the people he’s helping, and at some point I know that’s probably going to hurt him, to be honest with you. He’s probably going to snap back to even worse than he was before.

Made for Paige

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audzilla:

Tiny Griffin! The first in a mini series of mini mythological creatures.

audzilla:

Tiny Griffin! The first in a mini series of mini mythological creatures.

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misswinterhill:

At Hideaway, in Denmark WA, it is apparently so relaxing that even the birds forget to bird for a while and just snuggle. 

misswinterhill:

At Hideaway, in Denmark WA, it is apparently so relaxing that even the birds forget to bird for a while and just snuggle. 

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intoxifaded:

ghosthost:

Watching this cute video can help raise money for other cute dogs. Seems like a good deal to me!

make this viral

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And lo, as we once more enter the season of MCU-based fic, may we all pray to the spell-check gods:

"Please may it always be spelled SHIELD and not SHEILD, amen."

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theblackclitocracy:

frantzfandom:

white folks always tryna fuck around and summon a demon 

Everyone gets homesick sooner or later—who are you to judge?

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rurikids:

Got your blood on my blade drippin, I ain’t kiddin

Things I love: Women with cold weapons.

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